Yesterday while driving back home from office, I heard on radio that a government department has done its bathroom renovation for Rs. 35 lakhs. The RJ followed the news with discussion with some contractor and asked him if he fits all world's best bathroom items how much a government office big bathroom can be renovated in. The maximum figure, till I signed off, came Rs. 12 lakhs.
My elder brother (Nalin Saxena, https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1012273344), taking a short break from is IT job and interest in photography, history and flute, has done some interesting calculations which I thought should be blogged and shared. So here it is -
Now that's called statistics!!!!
Assume a person goes for pissing 4 times a day in office.
In a year of 250 working days he pisses about 1000 times (250*4)
In 5 years (assuming bathroom renovation happens in 5 years), he pisses 5000 times.
Hence 60 people in planning commission would have pissed 60*5000 = 3 lakh times in the office bathroom (that too when you assume that they are coming for 250 days a year to office and are not on any foreign trips)
Now they have spent 35 lakh for renovating the bathrooms. This means it is costing Rs 12 for every piss (35 lakhs for 3 lakh pisses) these guys undertake!
That means it cost Rs 12*4 = Rs 48 per day for pissing 4 times in office alone.....more than the 32/day poverty line...just to satisfy basic pissing needs!
My elder brother (Nalin Saxena, https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1012273344), taking a short break from is IT job and interest in photography, history and flute, has done some interesting calculations which I thought should be blogged and shared. So here it is -
Now that's called statistics!!!!
Assume a person goes for pissing 4 times a day in office.
In a year of 250 working days he pisses about 1000 times (250*4)
In 5 years (assuming bathroom renovation happens in 5 years), he pisses 5000 times.
Hence 60 people in planning commission would have pissed 60*5000 = 3 lakh times in the office bathroom (that too when you assume that they are coming for 250 days a year to office and are not on any foreign trips)
Now they have spent 35 lakh for renovating the bathrooms. This means it is costing Rs 12 for every piss (35 lakhs for 3 lakh pisses) these guys undertake!
That means it cost Rs 12*4 = Rs 48 per day for pissing 4 times in office alone.....more than the 32/day poverty line...just to satisfy basic pissing needs!
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